Hershey Bars for Itchy Armpit

Azariah and I went to Wal-Mart this afternoon. I allowed him to pick out a candy bar and he chose a Hershey Bar. He ate it on the way home. A little after we left Wal-Mart I asked how his Candy Bar was and he said "It was good." I then asked if he already ate all of it, because it had only been a few minutes.

Azariah says "Yes, it was melting from being in my armpit and so I had to eat it fast."
Mom "What do you mean it was in your armpit?"
Azariah "My armpit itched so I put it under there because it was cool and I thought it would help it to stop itching, but then it made it melt so I had to eat it fast and then lick off my armpit."
Mom "Did you put it under your armpit with or without the wrapper on?"
Azariah "The wrapper was off."
Mom "Did your armpit stop itching?"
Azariah "Yes."

I was about ready to laugh my head off but with held my laughter. That child of mine does some of the craziest things.